they make diet cream soda. i have some at my house. it is sumptuous. my life is complete.

Last night I dreamt that I was employed by Bob Saget. Henceforth- this is my life goal.

mwha ah ah ha ha... just when i had resigned myself to 3 courses in the fall term- my magic began to work. One class which I was told in no uncertain terms that was never ever expanded was expanded for yours truly, and I fit EAS 205 in my timetable as well. I have school MWF 9-5 with no breaks, oh well. I feel so sneaky and wonderfu.l

Eeeee! I won a safeway gift certificate!! This is very exciting for me, as I do not often win things! yay! Also while out last night I developed a strong compulsion to learn to golf. If anyone is up for doing this with me please let me know. I think I need to get a hat and some plaid bermuda shorts.

This is the happiest day of my summer. eeeeeeee!

Seriously, in the past month my back yard has been infiltrated by animals. Well actually only 2 species, but its weird. When we came back from México, the parentals and I discovered that a mother robin had taken up residence atop a discarded post from my moms closet that was dump- bound. The chicks just hatched yesterday and they aren’t cute yet, they don’t even look like birds. My dad and I used a dental mirror to look at them- they are just masses of brown fuzz. Next came the fish. The live in the new pond in my back yard and are really stupid. I don’t think I like them. They always try to swim up the waterfall. I have already named 2 of the 6 of them- any suggestions for the remaining 4 are more than welcome. The crazy white koi (?) fish with is named Axl, cause he is hyper, and evidently hardcore like Axl. The black koi fish that always hides in the filter is named Slash, cause Axl doesn’t like him, he is reclusive and seems introspective… for a fish.

Other than the animals, my life is rather uneventful - school is a bunch of awesome. Today I am listening to 5ive. For those of you who don’t know who 5ive is, they are just about the best Boy Band ever. I liked them a lot in Jr. High. They are still good, nay great. I highly recommend you check them out, they actually talk about “skillz”. Sigh, that is all I have to say today, I hope you are all fabulous and enjoying summer!

I love you! Lets get married. I will design the clothes we wear!

please die.
Love,
Glynis

I just got back from Mexico, it was warm and nice, but i am glad to be home. I bought some candy in the Mexican supermarket that looked like hot tammales but in actual fact they tasted like dirt. Our stupid flight was stupidly delayed so we got home at stupid 5am Monday. Otherwise it was neat, I ran into a pal of mine in the pheonix airport which was really cool. We hung out with this girl who thought she was really smart and said that she was in the Russian military as a fighter pilot and had an IQ of 190. Needless to say it was really funny to hear her tell stories in a Russian (actually kind of Scottish/Australian) accent. Man, do i really look like I am THAT stupid... wait, don't answer that.

I am not joking, this exam period has made me consider that maybe i have real, medical focussing issues. Like, why can I not seem to be able to focus on Macroeconomics. Its policies and theories delight me to no end, but it was not at all interesting today. I think I shall give up on it until my group study session this week. I will likley learn far more that way, than sitting and staring at people in sub. Instead i will focus on dear sociology... oh sociology how at one time i was deluded enough to feel i wanted to make you my major.
The past 2 weeks have made me realize just how much i despise the faculty of arts. actually, its weird. I thought I didn't mind it but it has come to my attention that the only thing i could possibly see myself majoring in is economics. I like economics and all, but only in phases and i cannot imagine spending the next 2 years of my life in econ land. Man I hope some other faculty will take me in. I feel like an orphan.
Yesterday instead of studying I went shopping on Whyte and bought some wondrous aa lounge pants. They are gleaming white and i love them... oh the lounging I will do in them.
In one week i will be in Mexico, in two weeks i will be back in school. Bah! school is out to get me. I think I will not be doing summer session, spring is enough and i have not had a break in forever egads... its been like 2 years.
Le sigh,
I will end this lil' rant... grood luck on your examinations, may you burninate them and beat all the mature students in your classes.